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Tacos are serous business. Come get it on.
Get ya bunny tacos this weekend:
Thursday 5pm - late
Closed Friday
Saturday 5pm - late
Closed Sunday / Monday
When Danny needs to get fuelled up, he gets in character with the one and only taco he can trust: a Touché Taco. Disclaimer: May not be an official endorsement, but the only thing Danny does to officials is kill them.
OUR STAFF TRAIN THEIR WHOLE LIVES TO MASTER THE ART OF THE TACO NINJA. Our onions are diced by katanas, our meat killed by bow and arrow, our corn shucked by sai, our cabbage sliced by ninja stars and our tortillas rolled by nunchucks.
The cluck for our taco de pollo is so enormously awesome it comes from Andre the Chicken.
In the words of Weezer - You take your car to work, I’ll take my board.
Heroes in a half shell.
Monday, perfecting the disco donkey sound system, stay tuned.
Weird Al Yankovic is the patron saint of our secret taco… just eat it! dar na na na nar na nar nar nar nunt!
Thanks to all for a rad opening night!
People of Melbourne, this morning HQ got its craft on for rad menu creation, the kitchen’s got all tortilla presses working OT, and FoH has it’s game face on. Today’s the day, from 5pm we’re open for your taco and tequila pleasure.
One more day till the jump off at Touché Hombre. It’s gonna be tacos and tequila to the death. We’re all-kinds-of excited.
After a week of what was supposed to be soft opening but that really turned out to be probably more hard than 56-year-old with his first Viagra prescription we feel a little like we’ve been 10 rounds with the champ. We gots two days to regroup before we throw the doors open and take on all-comers on Wednesday. #tacostacostacos
…shall keep the Taco-men from their appointed rounds.
Big rains in melbourne-town yesterday but the Hombres were well prepared. Nothen’s gonna stop the tacos.
Touché Hombre. Born 18:03, March 14, 2012, 500,000 pounds. All the mothers and baby doing well.
